the international man of mystery

NAME: Alan Doonican
HAIR: By 'Maurice'
AGE: Unknown (Alan was raised by wolves)
FUNCTION: Accordion / Piano / Keyboard / Melodica / Sexy Beard / Chicken Trainer
LIKES: Hen-racing, U.F.O. spotting, bird-watching, shop-mobility scooter racing, story-telling, and travelling around Great Britain in his luxury mobile library / romahome.
DOESN'T LIKE: Paninis (they may contain bread), smoke machines and 'Plastic-Bag' Man
FAVOURITE SWEET: Spangles
BANK PIN NUMBER: 1 2 3 4
HOBBIES: Talking to stones, yukka plants and deckchairs.
AMBITIONS: To find conclusive proof that Elvis is still alive, and to climb Ben Nevis in only a bobble hat and plimsolls while breaking the world-record for eating stilton in a bathtub.
STRANGE BUT TRUE: Alan Doonican is the only Bar-Steward Son to have been a genuine Bar-Steward. His former pub, The Barley Mow, was once the 'Pub of the Week' on ITV's
'Al Murray's Happy Hour'. Click here to see both pub landlords going head to head.

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